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HLA BAILEY VERDICT-TRX-VO

RIGHT NOW AT FIVE.

A MOTHER IS CONVICTED OF RAPING HER OWN DAUGHTER.

HLB METRO MOTORCYCLIST KILLED-TRX-VO

A YOUNG FORT MYERS MAN KILLED IN A MOTORCYCLE CRASH THAT SHUT DOWN A BUSY INTERSECTION.

HLC BONITA HOMELESS SHELTER STANDARDS-TRX-VO

AND FOR THE FIRST TIME THE PEOPLE GET TO LAY OUT RULES THEY WANT FOR ANY FUTURE HOMELESS SHELTERS IN ONE PART OF LEE COUNTY.

5PM OPEN-CLIP

CAPE CORAL BUS CRASH-TRX-SS

BREAKING NEWS AT FIVE.

A CRASH BETWEEN A SCHOOL BUS AND AN S-U-V IN CAPE CORAL.

IT HAPPENED AT SKYLINE BOULEVARD AND TRAFALGAR PARKWAY.

WE ARE WORKING THE PHONES TO FIND OUT IF THERE ARE ANY INJURIES.

BAILEY VERDICT-2SH-SS-CG-BOXES

GUILTY OF AN UNTHINKABLE CRIME.

A MOTHER RAPED HER OWN 18-MONTH OLD DAUGHTER.

GOOD EVENING I'M LINDSAY LOGUE.

AND I'M PETER BUSCH.

ATTORNEYS FOR MELISSA BAILEY CLAIMED SHE WAS INSANE.

THE JURY DIDN'T BUY IT.

SIX CHARGES IN ALL RANGING IN A SENTENCE OF UP TO 12 FOR THE TWO MOST SERIOUS CHARGES OF SEXUALLY BATTERY.

BAILEY VERDICT-REM-2

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NO THE JURY DETERMINED MELISSA BAILEY WAS FULLY AWARE OF WHAT SHE DID TO HER OWN DAUGHTER ON MULTIPLE OCCASSIONS.

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:28 Joe Lombardo/Defense Attorney

0:57 Tracy Detzel/Assistant State Prosecutor

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ALL EYES WERE ON THE JURY AS IT WALKED BACK INTO THE COURTROOM WITH A DECISION.

IT TOOK LESS THAN TWO HOURS FOR THE JURY TO COME TO A GUILTY VERDICT.

sot

Court clerk

11:15:00 "We the jury find as follows as to the defendant in this case count one sexual battery victim less than 12 years of age guilty of sexual battery victim less than 12 years of age"

BAILEY SAT IN THE COURTROOM IN THE SAME STOIC WAY SHE HAD ALL TRIAL LONG.

Defense attorney

7:14:35 "I don't think it has quite sunk in yet but she understands the verdict"

DESPITE ARGUING THAT BAILEY IS INSANE AND HER BRAIN FUNCTIONS LIKE A CHILD'S nat 7:01 to 7:05 she was insane at the time she's not normal that's how this took place.

HER DEFENSE LAWYER SAYS SHE IS FULLY AWARE OF WHAT THIS RULING MEANS.

sot joe Lombardo

7:16:10

"she understands what happened today and even asked me when we were going to file the appeal"

THE APPEAL WILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER BAILEY'S SENTENCING IN OCTOBER.

Sot Tracy Detzel state attorney.

1:34:15

"generally speaking its a mandatory life sentence on the sexual battery counts."

BEFORE FOCUSING ON THE UPCOMING SENTENCING HEARING AND APPEAL, STATE PROSECUTORS ARE HAPPY WITH TODAYS DECISION.

Sot Tracy Detzel state attorney.

50:02

"there was a lot of testimony and a lot of evidence over the past several days, again we're happy with the result."

THE EVIDENCE IN THIS CASE WAS GRAPHIC IT INCLUDED PICTURES OF BAILEY MOLESTING HER DAUGHTER.

HARD FOR ANYONE TO STOMACH.

sot

State prosecutor

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LIVE

AFTER THE TRIAL I SPOKE WITH RELATIVES OF THE VICTIM. THEY ARE HAPPY WITH THIS RESULT AND SAY THE GIRL IS LIVING WITH HER FATHER.

THE NEXT TIME WE'LL SEE BAILEY IN COURT IS IN OCTOBER FOR SENTENCING.

IN CC CK NBC2.

METRO MOTORCYCLIST KILLED-VO-SS

JUST MONTHS AWAY FROM HIS WEDDING DAY --

A 21-YEAR OLD MAN LOSES HIS LIFE IN A MOTORCYCLE CRASH.

THIS NEWS WAS BREAKING LAST NIGHT AT FIVE -- SHUTTING DOWN PARTS OF METRO PARKWAY.

GILBERT WILLIAMS THE THIRD DIED IN THAT CRASH.

N-B-C TWO'S CLIFTON FRENCH CAUGHT UP WITH HIS FRIENDS WHO KNEW HIM AS L-T --

METRO MOTORCYCLIST KILLED-PKG

Tyler Greenfield, FRIEND58:36-38 "We ride together, we tattoo together, we hang out all of the time." 58:40-44 "We were just talking about his bachelor party coming up in a couple of weeks, he was supposed to be married in November."

TYLER GREENFIELD HAD JUST SEEN HIS FRIEND MINUTES BEFORE HE RECEIVED A GUT WRENCHING PHONE CALL.

GILBERT WILLIAMS THE THIRD, KNOWN AS L-T, HAD BEEN IN A CRASH ON HIS MOTORCYCLE.

01:02-12 "He always wore his helmet, always wore his safety gear and it's hard to lose him that way."

INVESTIGATORS SAY WILLIAMS WAS DRIVING ALONG METRO PARKWAY WHEN HE WENT TO PASS A CAR, AND ENDED UP SMASHING INTO THIS WHITE VOLVO THAT WAS PULLING ONTO THE STREET.

WILLIAMS WAS WEARING HIS HELMET, BUT HIS INJURIES WERE TOO SEVERE, HE WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD AT THE HOSPITAL SHORTLY AFTER.

TYLER SAYS HIS FRIEND HAD JUST LEFT HIS WORK, EPIC TATTOO. WHICH IS ONLY A FEW BLOCKS FROM WHERE HE CRASHED.

57:46-51 "It's sad to lose a friend like that, He was like my little brother."

TODAY HIS FRIENDS AND FORMER CO-WORKERS REMEMBER A TALENTED ARTIST.

AND A YOUNG MAN JUST STARTING HIS LIFE.

58:59-12 "He had some really big plans, he was going to get married in November and start motorcycle mechanic school and still do the tattoo thing up in Orlando, it just got taken too quick."

04:41-48 "He was very good, for where he was at and how young he was, I was very impressed and very proud of him."

AND FOR TYLER AT LEAST.

A LASTING MEMORY.

A TATTOO DONE BY HIS FRIEND. SHOWCASING HIS TALENTS AND A PASSION FOR RIDING, THEY BOTH SHARED.

EVERGLADES BODY 911 CALL-VOWIPE

STRANGE NEW DETAILS TONIGHT ABOUT A BODY FOUND DEEP IN THE WOODS OF THE EVERGLADES.

COLLIER COUNTY DEPUTIES SAY HUNTERS DISCOVERED THE BODY OF 73 YEAR OLD HERMAN SCHOL NEAR THE INTERSECTION OF BECK BOULEVARD AND BENFIELD ROAD TUESDAY NIGHT.

EVERGLADES BODY 911 CALL-SOTVO

:04we're hunting in the woods and we came across a dead body./:40 are you sure it's a dead body i'ts a man he's in his underware and to give you a clue there is a blue truck stuck in a trail.

BASED PARTLY ON THAT CALL.THAT HE WAS IN HIS UNDERWEAR AND APPARENTLY DROVE HIMSELF TO THE AREA.

BRIAN CASEY IN COURT-VOTOP-OC

REMEMBER THIS VIDEO?

BRIAN CASEY SLAPPING HIS ATTORNEY IN THE FACE DURING HIS MURDER TRIAL EARLIER THIS YEAR.

CASEY ATTEMPTED TO REPRESENT HIMSELF -- AND WAS DISRUPTIVE AND UNCOOPERATIVE.

NOW HE FACES A SECOND MURDER TRIAL.

AND WANTS TO BE HIS OWN LAWYER AGAIN.

BRIAN CASEY IN COURT-PKG

CONVICTED OF KILLING SOUTH FORT MYERS PHONE BOOK SALESMAN RYAN VANDERSON IN APRIL, BRIAN CASEY TRIED A RARE STRATEGY -- ACTING AS HIS OWN ATTORNEY ON MURDER CHARGES.

BUT AFTER HE SLAPPED THE ATTORNEY ASSISTING HIM WITH HIS DEFENSE -- CASEY WAS BANNED FROM THE COURTROOM AND THE ATTORNEY TOOK OVER THE CASE.

NOW - CASEY FACES A SECOND MURDER TRIAL -- THIS TIME FOR ALLEGEDLY PAYING TWO MEN TO KILL HIS CHILDHOOD FRIEND, LARRICK SIKES.

AND HE WANTS TO TRY LAWYERING AGAIN.

"Do you wish to proceed representing yourself?"

AFTER THE JUDGE EXPLAINS THE POTENTIAL PITFALLS OF SELF-REPRESENTATION - CASEY BALKS

your honor, this is really unfair

AGAIN AND AGAIN - THE JUDGE REPEATS THE QUESTION - BUT NO STRAIGHT ANSWER.

"Mr. Casey, do you wish to proceed representing yourself or do you need the assistance of an attorney? A conflict free attorney?"

CASEY COMPLAINS HIS LAWYER HASN'T VISITED HIM IN JAIL SINCE HE HIT HIM --

AND JIM ERMACORA ADMITS AS MUCH - SAYING MEETING WITH CASEY IS UNPRODUCTIVE.

"I don't go visit because it doesn't help the case, in my opinion, at all."

BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TO TAKE ERMACORA OFF THE CASE - SOMETHING PROSECUTORS SAY CASEY IS TRYING TO DO.

"what he basically wants is he wants you to appoint a new attorney, but he hasn't shown good cause to have this attorney dismissed."

THE JUDGE AGREED -- FORCING THE LAWYER TO STAY ON THE CASE AND KEEPING AN OCTOBER TRIAL DATE.

COLLIER UNIDENTIFIED MAN-TRX-SS

AN N-B-C TWO CRIME ALERT.

COLLIER COUNTY DEPUTIES ARE LOOKING FOR THE MAN WHO MAY HAVE SCAMMED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TRYING TO GET DRIVER'S LICENSES.

DETECTIVES SAY THIS MAN MET WITH A NUMBER OF PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE D-M-V IN EAST NAPLES --

MADE PROMISES TO THEM --

THEN TOOK OFF WITH THEIR CASH AND PASSPORTS.

WE'RE TOLD HE IDENTIFIED HIMSELF AS ALEX MARTINEZ.

RACE TRAC UPDATE-VO

GAS STATION CHAIN RACE TRAC SHOWS NO SIGN OF "SLOWING DOWN."

THE CHAIN ANNOUNCED PLANS TO BUILD A THIRD GAS STATION IN THE CITY OF CAPE CORAL.

THE PLAN IS TO BUILD A MODIFIED VERSION AT THE INTERSECTION OF CAPE CORAL PARKWAY AND PALM TREE BOULEVARD.

IN ADDITION TO THE NEW CAPE LOCATION, THERE ARE PLANS IN THE WORKS FOR A LOCATION AT U-S 41 AND EDISON AVENUE IN FORT MYERS.

BONITA HOMELESS SHELTER STANDARDS-OC-TURN-BOXES

BONITA SPRINGS IS MOVING FORWARD TO MAKE RULES FOR HOMELESS SHELTERS.

YOU'LL REMEMBER THE BIG CONTROVERSY OVER ST MATTHEWS HOUSE.WHICH RECENTLY CANCELED PLANS FOR A NEW SHELTER.

BONITA HOMELESS SHELTER STANDARDS-TRX-GEN BOX

A DEVELOPER IS STILL WAITING FOR PERMISSION FROM THE CITY TO BUILD A SHELTER OFF OLD 41,

BUT WHILE LAWYERS GO BACK AND FORTH ON THAT ISSUE,

THE CITY IS MOVING FORWARD.

IF THIS ORDIDANCE IS EVENTUALLY PASSED BY COUNCIL-

IT WOULD BE THE FIRST OF IT'S KIND IN SOUTHWEST FLORIDA,

BONITA HOMELESS SHELTER STANDARDS-PKG-BNR

Nat

That's a good point."

The points are clear,

But The final product is not yet ready.

Residents had their say for the first time- About what would and wouldn't be allowed if a homeless shelter is built in Bonita springs.

Sot George mahan, Bonita resident

If you don't have guidelines, what's going to happen."

17 year resident george mahan is taking a close look at the regulations city staff has put together.

Sot George

" some of them were very close to what we were anticipating or what we were thinking about, there are some tweakings to be done as normal."

His suggestions include a maximum shelter occupancy of 20 people, Instead of the city's proposed 30, Random drug testing of all residents staying there, And a required photo Id.

sot fred forbes, local planning agency member

If a homeless shelter comes into a community, basically they're importing people into the community. No matter how they cut the cookie up there are, and they're homeless so they have other problems."

Problems with drug or alcohol would be addressed immediately by shelter staff according to the pending regulations,

Either by eviction or referring someone to a treatment facility.

All homeless residents will be expected to take part in job training-

So they can get out of the shelter and back on their feet before the proposed 30 day max stay is up.

Sot George

"a lot of these people today in our economy are there under conditions that they did not create themselves- they lost their job or got sick or whatever- theres always that avenue and we must, I feel, be in a position to take care of those people."

To do so- these residents say the shelters need rules-

so they stay clean, efficient and benefit the community.

sot ken rathbun, resident

BONITA HOMELESS SHELTER STANDARDS-CAM99-RTR1

IF YOU MISSED TODAY'S MEETING-

THERE'S ANOTHER SCHEDULED NEXT WEEK.

CAPE CORAL BUS CRASH-TRX-SS

WE CONTINUE TO FOLLOW BREAKING NEWS AT FIVE.

WE HAVE LEARNED THERE ARE NO INJURIES IN A SCHOOL BUS CRASH AND AN S-U-V IN CAPE CORAL.

COLLIER COUGAR REHAB-SOTVO

NEW AT FIVE.

A RARE REQUEST AT A COLLIER COUNTY VETERINAN'S OFFICE --

19:50:26 not normal, no, it's actually a first

THIS 85-POUND COUGAR WAS RESCUED RECENTLY AFTER ITS OWNER COULD NO LONGER CARE FOR IT.

SHE HAD SEVERAL HEALTH ISSUES INCLUDING A KIDNEY INFECTION.

COLLIER COUGAR REHAB-SOTVO

"she's going home she's purring she eating like a champ she's talking again and that means it's time for her to get out of here 58

THE CAT'S NAME IS "GLORY" --

NFL ON NBC 2-SS

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?

A COUPLE OF BIG GAMES THIS WEEKEND RIGHT HERE ON NBC2!

THE DOLPHINS AND PANTHERS PLAY TOMORROW NIGHT IN CHARLOTTE.

IT'S THE SECOND PRE-SEASON GAME FOR THE FINS.

AND SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL ON NBC RETURNS AS ANDREW LUCK AND THE INDIANAPOLIS COLTS HEAD TO PITTSBURGH TO TAKE ON THE STEELERS.

TEASE ONE-2SHOT

IT WAS A BIG DAY FOR A SOUTHWEST FLORIDA HOSPITAL.

A NEW PARTNERSHIP AT NAPLES COMMUNITY IS EXPECTED TO BRING MORE MONEY TO THE AREA --

AND BETTER MORE THOROUGH PATIENT CARE.

GOT MILK?

IT DOESN'T JUST COME FROM A COW ANY MORE.

TZ1 A) NCH MAYO ANNOUNCEMENT-VO-WIPE

TZ1 B) MILK MADNESS-VOTOPS

TZ1 C) WEATHER TEASE-STC

MARKET CLOSE-CGTOPS

ROBERT WX OPEN-CLIP

FIRST ALERT FORECAST-WXWALL

THIS WEATHERCAST HAS BEEN PREPARED BY THE NBC2 WEATHER STAFF.

IT IS NOT A VERBATIM OF WHAT IS BEING SAID, BUT IS THE FORECAST FOR OUR AREA.

AHIT OR MISS SHOWERS AND STORMS

Interesting weather change since yesterday …. The chance for showers and storms has returned to the morning, afternoon AND evening hours. As you know, the "normal" pattern for this time of year keeps most of the rain in the afternoon or early evening. But now, we have a subtle change in wind direction to track and the more south/southwesterly flow will bring a few coastal showers in the morning and hit or miss storm in the early afternoon. With the southwest winds back in play you can also count on very high humidity along with 90 degree weather to bring our heat index over 100 degrees. The computer models now suggest that this "soupy" weather pattern will stick around through the weekend and into the first part of next week.

In the tropical Atlantic, Tropical Storm Gordon is expected to curve to the east and not be a threat to the United States or even Bermuda. Long range guidance spins up another storm next week and this potential storm looks to be distant and removed from our weather.

The remnants of Tropical Depression 7 continue to work west over the Yucatan Peninsula and will not impact our weather.

NCH MAYO ANNOUNCEMENT-2SH-TURN-BOXES

IT'S BEING CALLED A WIN -- WIN FOR NAPLES COMMUNITY HOSPITAL AND SOUTHWEST FLORIDA.

THEY JOINED THE MAYO CLINIC CARE NETWORK OPENING UP NEW OPPORTUNITIES FOR DOCTORS AND PATIENTS.

N-B-C TWO'S SAUNDRA WEATHERS WAS THERE FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT--

NCH MAYO ANNOUNCEMENT-REM-26

The mayo clinic care net work is what some medical experts are calling one of the best hospital collaborations.

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Nat 13:15

I know you all know this is my hospital.

It's a slogan echoed through the halls of naples community hospital -and one that's true for Eva Sugden-her family helped NCH grow to what it is today.

24:14 Eva

My family was very supportive of the community here in Naples.

That's why Sugden jumped on board when she heard about the hospitals's big announcement.

Nats -01:39 Allen Weiss NCH CEO

Today we announce a clinically significant collaboration between NCH and the most respected and recognized healthcare system in the world. The mayo clinic.

23:34 Eva

I think the Mayo connection means so much not only for me but for all of the people in the community.

the collaboration is the first of its kind in florida and the only in the Southeast.

It's a collaboration expected to help people like Sugden.

23:44 Eva

I actually did have a health issue this year and it just so happens my doctor wanted me to go to Mayo Clinic because they collaborate an they have so much info.

The collaboration won't change NCH's doctors-but it will allow them to get vital information through the use of the Mayo clinic system. -much like getting a second opinion.

26:21 Dr. William Rupp CEO mayo clinic FL

If a patient needs to go to mayo, we'll make it easier but hopefully many of those patients can be treated through these electronic consultants and other means to keep them cole to home so they don't have I travel.

But for those who do have to travel for healthcare-mayor John Sorey hopes the Mayo Clinic will bring them to naples.

Sot

00:25 mayor John Sorey

We're excited and obviously medical tourism has some auxiliary benefits to people coming and staying in our hotels, eating in our restaurants. So that's a good thing.

A good thing that's expected to turn families who visit loved ones in the hospital-into possible new home buyers and stimulators to the economy.

A trend that's becoming more popular as healthcare changes and hospitals continue to launch collaborations like this one.

NCH MAYO ANNOUNCEMENT-REM-26

The collaboration is expected to bring in more people who are visiting their families in the hospital. The goal is for them to become future home buyers and stimulators of the local economy.

LOVE THAT DRESS WITH KRISTA-CG

YOU HAVE A CHANCE TONIGHT TO TAKE IN A FASHION SHOW --

AND HELP OUT THE PACE CENTER FOR GIRLS

N-B-C TWO MORNING ANCHOR KRISTA FOLGENSONG IS HOSTING THE SHOW AT THE WATERSIDE SHOPS IN NAPLES.

IT'S PART OF THE LOVE THAT DRESS CHARITY.

THE PARTY INCLUDES 30 MODELS --

DANCERS --

AND AN AUCTION.

ART IN FLIGHT-VO??

SOMETHING NEW TO CHECK OUT NEXT TIME YOU FLY OUT OF RSW.

A NEW ART IN FLIGHT EXHIBIT JUST TOOK OFF.

THE THEME IS HONOR -- COUNTRY AND HEROISM.

IT PAYS TRIBUTE TO THE MEN AND WOMEN OF THE ARMED FORCES AND WELCOMES TROOPS HOME AS THEY RETURN TO SOUTHWEST FLORIDA.

TEASE TWO-2SHOT

IT CAN BE A TASK JUST TO PICK OUT THE RIGHT KIND OF MILK.

what it comes down is what your body tolerates. How you feel, and that's what people don't realize. And try different things!

ALL NEW AT FIVE --

WE'LL LOOK AT ALL THE CHOICES AND WHAT IS BEST FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY --

FROM CALORIES TO PRICE --

ALL YOUR QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED.

AND FLORIDA POWER AND LIGHT IS POSTED SOME BIG PROFITS IN THE FIRST QUARTER OF THE YEAR.

TZ2 A) MILK MADNESS-SOTVO

TZ2 B) NEW AT 6 TEASE-BNR-VOTOPS

MILK MADNESS-2SH

SOY --

ALMOND --

RICE --

COCONUT --

CHOOSING THE RIGHT TYPE OF MILK CAN BE CONFUSING.

MILK MADNESS-PKG

MILK.IT DOES YOUR BODY GOOD.

BUT KNOWING WHAT WILL GO DOWN EASIEST -- AND MORE IMPORTANTLY -- WHAT'S THE HEALTHIEST -- CAN BE "UDDERLY" EXHAUSTING.

I don't need the extra fat

if it's low carb, we're trying everything right now

ELAINE HASTINGS IS A NUTRITION EXPERT AND BUSY MOM.

our biggest thing we need to look at is what our purpose for milk is

STARTING WITH 1 YEAR OLDS.

ELAINE SAYS YOUR BEST OPTION IS WHOLE COW'S MILK BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST CALCIUM AND PROTEIN OF ANY MILK TYPE.

anyone who is 2 years or younger need to drink whole milk. That's it

AFTER AGE 2 -- SKIM MILK IS THE WAY TO GO.

NATS

SOY IS A POSSIBILITY IF YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT.

IT HAS SLIGHTLY MORE FAT AND LESS PROTEIN THAN SKIM MILK.BUT STILL CONTAINS A GOOD AMOUNT OF CALCIUM.

NATS

HOW ABOUT ALMOND MILK?

IT'S OFTEN THE LOWEST-CALORIE MILK CHOICE AND HIGH IN FIBER, WHICH CAN BE GREAT FOR DIETERS.

BUT -- IT DOESN'T CONTAIN MUCH PROTEIN AT ALL.

RICE MILK IS GREAT FOR PEOPLE WITH NUT AND DAIRY ALLERGIES AND IS LOWER IN FAT.BUT HIGHER IN CALORIES AND CARBS.

it's double the calories as almond milk, and you're still getting the same amount of protein

RICE MILK USUALLY HAS MORE CARBS THAN OTHER MILK ALTERNATIVES.

ELAINE'S FINAL ADVICE?

CATER TO EVERYONE IN YOUR HOME'S SPECIFIC MILK NEEDS.

what it comes down is what your body tolerates. How you feel, and that's what people don't realize. And try different things!

MILK MADNESS-OCTAG

COCONUT MILK IS ANOTHER POPULAR CHOICE.

BUT ELAINE SAYS TO WATCH OUT FOR ADDED FAT.

IF YOU REALLY HAVE A CRAVING FOR IT.

NEW AT 530-BNR-2SHOT

SOME CUTE AND ADORABLE PUPPIES NEARLY BECAME VICTIMS OF FRAUD!

TONIGHT NBC2 IS LOOKING INTO HOW SOMETHING LIKE THIS CAN HAPPEN TO YOU--

AND WHAT YOU NEED TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR.

AND EGGS ARE BILLED AS THE "PERFECT PROTEIN"--

CIGARETTES ARE FILLED WITH THINGS THAT CAN KILL YOU.

SO GUESS WHAT THE C-D-C SAID TODAY IS WORSE FOR YOU?

A) PUPPY SCAM-VO-WIPE

B) EGG YOLKS BAD-VOTOPS