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ANOTHER CRASH AT A DANGEROUS SOUTH FORT MYERS INTERSECTION -
IT HAPPENS THE *SAME DAY THE STATE ANNOUNCES IT WILL INSTALL A TRAFFIC LIGHT.
WHY NEIGHBORS WILL HAVE TO WAIT MONTHS FOR RELIEF.
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A NEW TYPE OF FINGERPRINT -
WHY SOME WILL HAVE TO GIVE UP THEIR D-N-A AFTER GETTING ARRESTED.
AND HOW IT COULD BE THE KEY TO COLD CASES.
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IT JUST GETS ADDICTING. I DONT KNOW WHY
AND IS MOM HOGGING THE CONTROLLER?
WHY WOMEN ARE FORKING OVER HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS ON VIDEO GAMES - FOR THEMSELVES!
ABC 7 NEWS AT 11 STARTS RIGHT NOW.
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11PM SHOW OPEN
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IT'S A DANGEROUS INTERSECTION.
IT'S BRAND NEW.
AND TONIGHT IT'S ALREADY BEING FIXED.
WE'VE SHOWN YOU CAR CRASH AFTER CAR CRASH AT THE INTERSECTION OF THE NEW METRO PARKWAY EXTENSION AND BRIARCLIFF ROAD.
IN FACT, EARLIER THIS EVENING - RIGHT AFTER THE STATE APPROVED PUTTING IN A LIGHT TO ALLEVIATE CONCERN AND CONGESTION. THREE CARS COLLIDED.
ONE PERSON WENT TO THE HOSPITAL.
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DRIVERS TELL US THE PROBLEM. HAVING TO CROSS MULTIPLE LANES.
THEY SAY A LIGHT WILL SLOW THINGS DOWN AND MAKE IT EASIER TO TURN.
DAVID VANAMAN SUFFERED SERIOUS INJURIES.AND IS STILL RECOVERING.
HE CRASHED LESS THAN 24 HOURS AFTER THE INTERSECTION OPENED.
HE'S SUING THE STATE.
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david vanaman 7:44 get them up as soon as possible 45its a big brand new intersection it's going to have a lot of traffic 52
11:29 it is really a dangerous intersection and it needs to be taken care of 32 wipe
VANAMAN SAYS THE LIGHT SHOULD GO IN NOW.
BUT F-DOT WON'T INSTALL IT UNTIL NEXT FALL.
OFFICIALS BLAME SUPERSTORM SANDY FOR DELIVERY DELAYS.
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NEW AT 11,
TOMORROW MORNING. AN AUTOPSY IS SET FOR THE BODY FOUND FLOATING IN THE CALOOSAHATCHEE EARLIER THIS EVENING.
I guess he had been under the water for a while
THAT MAN NOTICED THE BODY OF A MAN FLOATING IN THE RIVER EARLIER TODAY.
THIS WAS THE SCENE AS INVESTIGATORS WORKED TO GET THAT BODY OUT OF THE RIVER.
INVESTIGATORS ARE STILL WORKING TO IDENITIFY IT.
THEY SAY IT'S AN OLDER MALE.
NO WORD WHETHER FOUL PLAY WAS INVOLVED.
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GET ARRESTED. GIVE UP YOUR D-N-A.
STARTING NEXT MONTH. ANYONE CHARGED WITH FELONY THEFT OR BURGLARY.WILL HAVE TO HAND OVER A SAMPLE OF THEIR D-N-A.
EVENTUALLY STATE AUTHORITIES HOPE TO ADD ALL CRIMES TO THE LIST.
STATE AUTHORITIES EXPECT TO ADD 100-THOUSAND SAMPLES A YEAR TO THE DATABASE.
IT COMES WITH AN EQUALLY LARGE PRICETAG.
EACH SAMPLE IS 27 DOLLARS.
COSTING F-D-L-E ABOUT TWO-POINT-SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS.
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RIGHT NOW --THE STATE ONLY TAKES D-N-A FROM CONVICTED FELONS AND THOSE ACCUSED OF MURDER, FELONY ASSAULT OR SEXUAL BATTERY.
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THE JURY WILL HEAR CLOSING ARGUMENTS TOMORROW MORNING IN THE ROBERT DUNN TRIAL.
TODAY THE JUDGE TOLD JURY MEMBERS TO BRING AN OVERNIGHT BAG UNLESS THEY DON'T COME BACK WITH A VERDICT BY THE END OF THE DAY.
IF THEY DON'T THEY WILL BE SEQUESTERED.
IT IS THEIR JOB TO MAKE A RECOMMENDATION - LIFE IN PRISON WITHOUT PAROLE,
OR DEATH.
THE JUDGE WILL MAKE THE FINAL DECISION.
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THE TRIAL FOR A TEENAGER ACCUESED OF KILLING HIS MOTHER WILL CONTINUE TOMORROW.
JONATHAN ROWLES WAS JUST 13 WHEN PROSECUTORS SAY HE SHOT KELLY-ANN ROWLES IN THEIR NAPLES HOME TWO YEARS AGO.
JONATHAN'S DAD TESTIFIED TODAY ABOUT TEACHING HIS SON HOW TO SHOOT GUNS SAFELY.
A COLLIER COUNTY SHERIFFS OFFICE ADVOCATE ALSO TESTIFIED THE TEEN SAID IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE WHO COMMITTED THE CRIME.
JONATHAN TOLD DETECTIVES HE SHOT HIS MOM BY ACCIDENT WHILE PLAYING WITH HIS DADS RIFLE.
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A FLORIDA TEEN WHO PLOTTED TO SET OFF BOMBS AT HIS FORMER HIGH SCHOOL WAS SENTENCED TODAY.
JARED CANO WILL SPEND 15 YEARS IN PRISON -- HE ALSO RECEIVED ANOTHER 10 YEARS OF PROBATION.
CANO WAS ARRESTED LAST YEAR WHEN TAMPA POLICE FOUND BOMB-MAKING MATERIAL AT HIS HOME AND CRUDELY DRAWN PICTURES DETAILING HIS PLANS.
CANO PLEADED NO CONTEST TO THE CHARGES.
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AN UPDATE TONIGHT ON THE SO-CALLED SAN CARLOS PARK SANTA SLASHER.
YESTERDAY WE TOLD YOU HOW SOMEONE VANDALIZED A SET OF BLOW-UP DECORATIONS IN FRONT OF A FAMILY'S HOME.
THE VANDAL SLICED THEM UP - LEAVING THEM DEFLATED ON THE GROUND.
TONIGHT WE HAVE LEARNED A SECRET SANTA DROPPED OFF TWO BRAND NEW BLOW-UP DECORATIONS OUTSIDE THE FAMILY'S HOME.
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ALSO TONIGHT,
WE HAVE AN UPDATE TO A PAIR OF STORIES WE FIRST BROUGHT YOU EARLIER THIS WEEK AT 11 --
FIRST -- DEPUTIES BUST THESE TWO TEENS.
THEY SAY THE PAIR STOLE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF BASEBALL EQUIPMENT FROM NORTH PORT HIGH SCHOOL.
THE ITEMS ARE WORTH MORE THAN 6-THOUSAND DOLLARS.
THEY SAY THIS IS THEM -- CAUGHT ON SURVEILANCE CAMERA.
THE EQUIPMENT IS NOW BEING RECOVERED.
BOTH TEENS ARE CHARGED WITH BURGLARY AND GRAND THEFT.
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LEE COUNTY DEPUTIES SAY THIS MAN ROBBED A C-V-S EARLY YESTERDAY MORNING.
THEY ARRESTED MARC WEEGINS-BLAIR TODAY.
DEPUTIES ALSO SAY WEEGINS ROBBED A CIRCLE K LATE LAST MONTH.
INVESTIGATORS USED THIS SECURITY VIDEO TO HELP TRACK HIM DOWN.
IN IT THEY SAY WEEGINS USED A GUN TO HOLD UP THE C-V-S ON SOUTH CLEVELAND AVENUE IN FORT MYERS.
NO ONE WAS HURT.
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WITH JUST A FEW WEEKS BEFORE THE FISCAL CLIFF OF STEEP SPENDING CUTS AND TAX INCREASES KICK IN --
THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES HAS ADJOURNED UNTIL NEXT TUESDAY.
TODAY THE PRESIDENT CONTINUED TO PUSH CONGRESS TO EXTEND THE MIDDLE CLASS TAX CUTS -
BUT SAID HE WON'T SIGN ANY FISCAL CLIFF DEAL UNLESS THE TAX RATES ON THE TOP TWO PERCENT OF EARNERS GO UP.
AND THE LATEST SIGN THAT A DEAL COULD BE REACHED --
MORE REPUBLICANS ARE BEGINNING TO CONCEDE TO THOSE TAX RATE INCREASES.
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NEW TONIGHT AT 11,
STATE LAWMAKERS HAVE SUBMITTED A BILL THAT WOULD LIMIT HOW LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES COULD USE UNMANNED DRONES.
THE F-A-A HAS STARTED TO APPROVE DRONE PROGRAMS FOR POLICE DEPARTMENTS ALL OVER THE U-S.
MIAMI WAS THE FIRST TO START USING THEM.
THE BILL WOULD ALLOW DRONE USE TO COUNTER TERRORISM RISKS.
BUT -- IT WOULD PREVENT POLICE FROM USING THEM TO TAKE PICTURES THAT WOULD BE USED AS EVIDENCE.
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USING AND SMOKING MARIJUANA HAS BEEN LEGAL FOR NEARLY 24 HOURS IN WASHINGTON.
AT TWELVE-OH-ONE UNDER THE SPACE NEEDLE -- SEATTLE LIT UP.
IN WASHINGTON STATE IT'S NOW TOTALLY LEGAL TO SMOKE MARIJUANA FOR PLEASURE-
AS LONG AS YOU'RE AT LEAST 21.
THERE IS STILL A FEDERAL BAN ON THE DRUG -- AND IT IS STILL NOT YET LEGAL TO SELL MARIJUANA TO THE MASSES.
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A CAPE CORAL DEVELOPER DECIDES TO COMPROMISE OVER A 7-11 GAS STATION ON SKYLINE BOULEVARD AND CAPE CORAL PARKWAY.
COUNCILMAN CHRIS CHULAKES-LEETZ SAYS CREIGHTON COMMERCIAL DEVELOPMENT HAS DECIDED TO BUILD JUST THE CONVENIENCE STORE AND LEAVE OUT THE PUMPS.
FOR MONTHS - HUNDREDS OF RESIDENTS HAVE FOUGHT AGAINST THE GAS STATION.
THEY'RE CONCERNED ABOUT CRIME AND TRAFFIC.
THE PROJECT PASSED PLANNING AND ZONING IN SEPTEMBER BUT RESIDENTS WON AN APPEAL.
IT'S SET TO GO BEFORE COUNCIL EARLY NEXT YEAR.
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TODAY WE GOT AN INSIDE LOOK AT THE DOWNTOWN RIVER BASIN.
THE TWO BASIN'S WILL COLLECT STORM WATER AND FILTER POLLUTANTS BEFORE IT GOES INTO THE CALOSAHATCHEE.
PLANNERS ALSO DESIGNED THE AREA TO FLOW WITH THE CURRENT DOWNTOWN DESIGN.
PEOPLE CAN ENJOY MUSIC IN THE AREA AND FREE WI-FI.
THE OFFICIAL RIBBION CUTTING IS TOMORROW AT FOUR.
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LOOKING AHEAD --
TOMORROW MORNING WE EXPECT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE BEAR INVASION IN LEHIGH ACRES.
FLORIDA WILDLIFE OFFICIALS SAY BEAR SIGHTINGS IN LEHIGH ACRES HAVE SKYROCKETED IN RECENT WEEKS.
THEY SAY BEAR ISSUES HAVE BECOME CHRONIC DUE TO EASY ACCESS TO FOOD ITEMS AND TRASH.
F-W-C IS HOLDING A NEWS CONFERENCE TOMORROW MORNING TO GET THE WORD OUT -- AND SHOW RESIDENTS HOW TO KEEP BEARS AWAY.
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NEXT AT 11 OPEN
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kid screams
THAT CHILD JUST OPENED THE PERFECT GIFT --
BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR KIDS REALLY WANT.
IT TURNS OUT THERE IS A SCIENCE TO PICKING PRESENTS.
.THE STEREOTYPE OF THE "VIDEO GAME ADDICT" IS A TEENAGE KID IN HIS UNDERWEAR. THAT'S NOT WHAT'S HAPPENING OUT THERE.."
PLUS --
MOMS ARE THE LATEST GROUP TO FALL VICTIM TO VIDEO GAME ADDICTION -- AND YOU HAVE TABLETS AND CELL PHONES TO BLAME.
HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE GETTING HOOKED.
AD-LIB WEATHER TEASE
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STORMWARN OPEN
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kids screaming
AROUND THIS TIME OF THE YEAR YOU-TUBE IS FLOODED WITH FANTASTIC REACTIONS OF KIDS GETTING THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS GIFTS.
THE SMILES ARE INFECTIOUS --
BUT HOW CAN YOU MAKE SURE YOUR KIDS HAVE THE SAME REACTION WHEN THEY OPEN *YOUR PRESENT.
A SCIENTIFIC STUDY COULD HAVE THE ANSWER.
THAT'S IN JUST 30 SECONDS AFTER YOUR FLORIDA LOTTERY NUMBERS --
GOOD LUCk.
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ALL NEW IN TONIGHT'S A-B-C SEVEN EXTRA --
THERE IS A NEW KIND OF SCIENCE --
ONE THAT RESEARCHERS SAY CAN HELP YOU PICK THE PERFECT HOLIDAY GIFT.
A-B-C'S SHARYN ALFONSI SHOWS US HOW TO GET THE PERFECT REACTION WHEN THEY OPEN YOUR GIFT.
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ALL HOLIDAY SEASON WE WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO FIND THE BEST DEALS ON GIFTS.
JUST TUNE IN FOR OUR SMART SHOPPER EVERY AFTERNOON AT FIVE RIGHT HERE ON A-B-C SEVEN.
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IF YOU WERE TO IMAGINE A VIDEO GAME ADDICT 10 YEARS AGO -- THE IMAGE OF A TEENAGE BOY WOULD POP UP.
NOW THAT IMAGE IS CHANGING.
NOW MOMS ARE GETTING HOOKED ON MOBILE GAMING.
" EDWARDS SOT - IT JUST GETS ADDICTING. I DONT KNOW WHY.WHAT AMI DOING HERE
PLAYING A FARMVILLE GAME,
DIANN EDWARDS SAYS SHE PLAYS FARMVILLE EIGHT HOURS A DAY.
THE 51-YEAR-OLD SPENDS UP TO 200 DOLLARS A MONTH ON HER HABIT.
SHE'S NOT ALONE.
MORE GAME DESIGNERS ARE MAKING GAMES FOR WOMEN -- ONES BASED ON ROMANCE AND MYSTERY.
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FONG SOT - THE POTENCY IF YOU WILL OF THESE VIDEO GAMES IS MUCH MORE
INTENSE, MORE REWARDING, MORE ENGAGING THAN VIDEO GAMES WERE 30 YEARS AGO
PSYCHOLIGISTS SAY THE GAMES CAN HOOK YOU USING SOME OF THE SAME TACTICS AS LAS VEGAS.
PUTTING A CARROT ON A STICK -- EVERY SIX SECONDS, A VISUAL SPARKLE POPS UP TO ENTICE YOU TO KEEP PLAYING.
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THE AMERICAN PSYCHOLOGICAL ASSOCIATION HAS SO FAR DECLINED TO RECOGNIZE VIDEO GAME ADDICTION AS A DIAGNOSIS --
BUT THE A-P-A DOES LIST VIDEO GAME PSYCHOLOGIST AS A HOT CAREER BECAUSE THE GAMING INDUSTRY IS HIRING PSYCHOLOGISTS AS CONSULTANTS.
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STARTING NEXT YEAR -- APPLE WILL START MAKING ONE OF ITS POPULAR MAC COMPUTER LINES RIGHT HERE IN THE UNITED STATES.
THE COMPANY'S NEW C-E-O,
TIM COOK,
SAYS IT'S IMPORTANT TO BRING MORE JOBS TO THE U-S.
HE HAS NOT REVEALED *WHERE THE COMPUTERS WILL BE MADE.
COOK ESTIMATES APPLE HAS ALREADY CREATED MORE THAN 600-THOUSAND JOBS IN THE U-S.
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DID YOU KNOW THE GOVERNMENT HAS SPENT *YOUR TAXDOLLARS TO PREPARE FOR A ZOMBIE INVASION.
THAT'S JUST ONE CASE OF WASTE AN OKLAHOMA LAWMAKER IS COMPLAINING ABOUT.
FUNDS PUT ASIDE TO SHORE UP U-S ANTI-TERROR DEFENSE WERE USED ON A FIVE-DAY SUMMIT THAT INCLUDED A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE DEMONSTRATION.
LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS WHO ATTENDED THE EVENT USED D-H-S MONEY TO PAY FOR THE TRIP.
SENATOR TOM COBURN SAYS THAT IS INEXCUSABLE.
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aid. "I don't care if you use zombie apocalypse, what is the metric that said this was an effective use of the money."
COBURN'S INVESTIGATION ALSO UNCOVERED A 30-THOUSAND DOLLAR *UNDERWATER ROBOT PURCHASED BY THE CITY OF COLUMBUS.
AND, IN FARGO NORTH DAKOTA --
A TOWN THAT BOASTS ONE OF THE LOWEST CRIME RATES IN THE COUNTRY.
IT BOUGHT AN ARMORED MILITARY VEHICLE FOR A QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS.
D-H-S RELEASED A STATEMENT CLAIMING THESE GRANTS MAKE OUR COMMUNITIES SAFER.
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LOOKING TO WASTE SOME OF YOUR OWN MONEY?
A START-UP COMPANY IS OFFERING RIDES TO THE MOON.
THE GOLDEN SPIKE COMPANY IS SELLING TICKETS TO SPACE TOURISTS.
IF YOU WANT TO BOOK A SEAT -- WILL WILL COST YOU 750 *MILLION DOLLARS.
THE COMPANY THINKS IT CAN LAUNCH BY 20-20.
NASA'S OFFICIAL REACTION?
GO FOR IT!
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AD-LIB SPORTS TOSS
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THE FRANKLIN TEMPLETON SHOOT IS BACK. GREG NORMAN TALKS ABOUT THIS YEARS TOURAMENT. THE DOLPHINS FACING AN UPHILL BATTLE. THEY GET THE NINERS IN SAN FRAN.
PLUS THE HEAT DIGGING THEMSELVES A BIG HOLE TONIGHT. COULD THEY CLIMB OUT.
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NIGHTLINE TEASE
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SPORTS OPEN
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EVERY YEAR GREG NORMAN BRAGS ABOUT THE FIELD THE FRANKLIN TEMPLETON SHOOTOUT. AND EVERY YEAR HE'S RIGHT. THIS YEAR IT IS STACKED ONCE AGAIN. INCLUDING 8 PLAYERS THAT HAVE WON AT LEAST ONE MAJOR. WHICH IS MAJOR. FOR THE GOLF FANS OF SOUTHWEST FLORIDA.
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THE SHOOTOUT BEGINS ON FRIDAY.
12. 2 MAN TEAMS TEE IT UP FOR THIS 3 DAY EVENT. TOMORROW. IT'S AN ALTERNATE SHOT FORMAT.
FOR THE HOST. GREG NORMAN. HE'S SEEN THIS TOURNAMENT GROW DRAMATICALLY SINCE MAKING IT'S PERMANENT HOME IN NAPLES.
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TWO YEARS AGO. DUSTIN JOHNSON AND IAN POULTER WON THE SHOOTOUT.
NEITHER COULD MAKE THE TOURNAEMENT LAST YEAR. SO THEY ARE BACK. WITH A TITLE ON THEIR MINDS.
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FOR THE LAST FEW YEARS. THE NEW YORK KNICKS HAVE NOT BEEN VERY GOOD. IN FACT LAST SEASON THEY BROKE AN 11 YEAR WINLESS STREAK IN THE PLAYOFFS. SO IT'S SAFE TO SAY. THE KNICKS HAD A KNACK OF TEARING THE BIG APPLE APART. SO FAR THIS SEASON JUST THE OPPOSITE. WITH THE BEST RECORD IN THE EAST THE KNICKS HAVE THE BIG APPLE BUZZIN.
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WELL IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO TAKE A MIRACLE. A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE FOR THE MIAMI DOLPHINS TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS. INSTEAD. A 5-7 THEY ARE LOOKING AT A GIANT LUMP OF COAL. ONCE AGAIN THIS HOLIDAY SEASON. THE SILVER LINING. THEY HAVE SHOWN MUCH IMPROVEMENT FROM A SEASON AND THEY WILL HAVE A LOT OF MONEY TO SPEND IN THE OFF SEASON.
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HOWEVER. THAT DOESN'T MEAN MUCH TO THE CURRENT DOLPHINS.
WHO TRAVEL TO SAN FRANCISCO THIS SUNDAY.
IT WILL BE A HUGE TEST.
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BIG BEN IS BACK.AFTER SITTING THREE GAMES WITH AN INJURED SHOULDER. BEN ROETHLISBERGER WILL START FOR THE STEELERS AGAINST SAN DIEGO THIS WEEKEND
PITTSBURGH WAS 1-2 WITH OUT HIM. BUT THE STEELERS ARE STILL IN LINE FOR THE PLAYOFFS. AT 7-5
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SPEAKING OF BASEBALL. THE MINNESOTA TWINS CONTINUE TO DEAL.
TODAY THEY TRADED YOUNG OUTFIELDER BEN REVERE TO THE PHILLIES FOR RIGHT HANDED PITCHERS VANCE WORLEY AND TREVOR MAY.
SO REVERE GONE TODAY. DENARD SPAN. SHIPPED OFF LAST WEEK. BUT IT'S ALL PART OF THE PLAN
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THE YANKEES HAVE OFFERED. FORMER RED SOX. KEVIN YOUKILIS. A ONE YEAR DEAL WORTH 12 MILLION DOLLARS.
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IT'S NOT SUCH A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL.
THE MAGIC KINGDOM IS OPENING ITS LARGEST EXPANSION IN THE PARK'S 41 YEAR HISTORY.
IT'S CALLED FANTASY LAND.
IT FEATURES THE SEVERAL NEW CASTLES TO VISIT -- LIKE THE BEAST'S CASTLE FROM "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST" OR PRINCE ERIC'S FROM "THE LITTLE MERMAID."
YOU CAN'T LEAVE OUT THE NEW RIDES AND RESTAURANTS.
THE EXPANSION IS EXPECTED TO BE COMPLETE IN 2014.
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PRESIDENT OBAMA AND HIS FAMILY FLIPPED THE SWITCH TO OFFICIALLY KICK OFF THE HOLIDAY SEASON IN THE NATION'S CAPITAL.
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THE SOUTH LAWN OF THE WHITE HOUSE IS ALL AGLOW WITH RED, GREEN AND WHITE TWINKLING LIGHTS TONIGHT.
IT'S A TRADITION THAT WAS STARTED 90 YEARS AGO.
THIS YEAR'S NATIONAL TREE HAS A SPECIAL MEANING.
IT WITHSTOOD THE WINDS OF HURRICANE SANDY.
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AD LIB GOODBYE
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